Eh!?!

The ball was shit, the wind was in their favour, Kev was rubbish and they just plain cheated. There that's all the excuses out of the way. The simple fact of the matter is however, that for the first time in months, the female dodgers of the JMF just played us off the park. I didn't mean just to single out Crespo at the beginning of this report, every single member of the Euro E sucked, as I think a combination of hubris and surprise lead to our eventual downfall. We have become that used to winning, I fear we fell into the trap of thinking we could just lob a pair of shorts onto the court, and the knob jockeys would be vanquished. The surprise came in the MoFo performance, an ocean has passed under the bridge since they played this well. They took an early lead, and we just seemed to potter around waiting for something to happen. Then the lead was extended, and still we strolled about, thinking everything would just fall into place. They went further in front, and then we finally woke up, but instead of playing well, we all fell out with each other, in particular Young Gaz and Crespo. But some how, we manged to put a burst of form together, and drew level. It was nip and tuck for a spell, but then Dead Eye rolled back the years, and had one of his trademark flurries of scoring and the game was up. I don't remember the final margin of victory exactly, but it was at least five, and could possibly be more. This means the Euro lead has been cut to seven, but with only ten more games till 2008 champs are crowned, it will require a Herculean effort from the shirt lifters to wrestle the title away from the righteous. I have a feeling the result could well be the kick in the pants we needed, and the full fury of our vengeance will be felt next Wednesday.

Line-ups;

JMF- Lefty, Funky, Dead Eye, Lukelear and Two Scoops

EURO E- Young Gaz, Shouty, Clogs, Euro Bri and Crespo

2008 Season

• JMF wins -16



• Euro Elite - 23



• Draws - 0