A Concerned Jamon

As we all know, brother Jamon, a former high ranking officer in the Bender Squad, is currently away serving a possible life time incarceration in a maximum security facility in the Badlands of Riddlesden, a prisoner of the nefarious Mean Repressive Spouses, aka M.R.S. for a crime he did not commit. His only means of contact with the outside world are the occasional moments when he can gain snatched seconds on the Internet. It was during one of these brief moments he must have smuggled this e-mail to yours truly, highly concerned with the what had happened to one of his erstwhile colleagues. I will leave it up to you to decipher which one it was;

I have released a carrier pigeon, bearing a note telling him not to worry, and that Tony Helmet has most definitely not taken up bingo.