EASY! EASY! EASY! EASY!...........YOU SHUT UUUUUPPPPPPP!!!!!
They Drool, They Spit, Their dicks smell of Shit! JMF......JMF.....
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Thursday, September 28, 2006
Two Scoops too good, as JMF sucumb by eight
The Elite, bolstered by replacements Two Scoops and "Whats it all about" Alfie, ran riot over the sequin wearing, KY Jelly sponsored JMF by a massive EIGHT goals at last nights match down the Wood. A sparkling attacking display by the Elite left the ring splitters of the JMF near tears as they collapsed at the back refusing to mark Two Scoops and young Gaz, leaving Alfie, Euro and JohnnyWest to pick them out at will. It would be nice to praise one of the JMF as putting up some kind of resistance, but they all went down like George Michael in a Californian lavatory. Phil was given the slippery pig treatment by euro on several occasions, King Dave ran around like a psychotic giraffe, I am your father Luke gifting the Elite several easy goals, and it has been reported that Funky showed up, but I never saw him. Which brings us too JMF captain Jamon. I have never seen a man give so much effort in a futile cause, but it just magnified his inadequacies when faced by superior opponents. he will no doubt accuse the righteous Elite of fielding ringers, but I suspect the man currently leading the biggest gaylord voting see's ring everywhere. Yes last night harked back to the days of the Euro Invinicibles, some of the passing and movement reminiscent of the magical Brazilians of Mexico 1970.
EASY! EASY! EASY! EASY!...........YOU SHUT UUUUUPPPPPPP!!!!!
They Drool, They Spit, Their dicks smell of Shit! JMF......JMF.....
EASY! EASY! EASY! EASY!...........YOU SHUT UUUUUPPPPPPP!!!!!
They Drool, They Spit, Their dicks smell of Shit! JMF......JMF.....
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"RIMMERS BRING A RINGER"
The cheating Elite, replaced their most useless faggots this week with the fancy footwork of the side-hopping, slightly above average Alfie and the almost as good as Jamon - Micky "knock-knees" H.
Hardly a fair replacement for the mole like "ball - ball - ball" and the mumberling oldster - Lobon.
However, even with their super-subs the Euro Homo's only just managed to crawl into a five goal lead (yes five not eight as previously reported by the "not reet good at counting ed-the-ball" Euro).
It's worth pointing out at this stage in my report that we only actually played for 50 minutes, if the JMF had had the extra 10 minutes things could have been very different but the cheating Euro Homo's had Jonny dogging in the carpark so they wouldn't have to run around for the full hour.
Talking of the rusty sheriff badge fancying gaylord captain of the E-Homo's, he seems to neglect his own contribution to the JMF's score line, every week letting in at least half a dozen of the famous-fives super strikes.
Which brings us too JMF captain Jamon. I have never seen a man give so much effort, simply magnifying his superior strength, skill and dexterity - what a fucking hero.
To sumerise, without their energetic subs the Euro's would have been knackered. Their weak wristed captain should quit and follow one of two new pastimes:
A. Elton John look-a-likey (you know it's true Puesey so don't deny it). I was their in Liverpool when your were mistaken for babber-stabbing king.
B. Grooming special needs folk for kinky-sex with a weekly arts and crafts evening at Clayton Village Hall. Lets face it your digitally enhanced pictures are really something to behold I particually like the latest depicting a bunch of alcoholic, brazilian shirt wearing illegal imagrants waiting for the H reg transit van to come and collect them for a day of fruit picking. Tony Hart eat ya heart out.
Come The Mighty JMF sing it with me:
"He's a homo,likes alfreso, gets bummed behind Tesco -Euro faggot Euro faggot"
I can see I was sorely missed this week.
......The leg end that is THE LOBBON.
They're cool and neat to watch them is a treat....euro elite , euro elite.
I think you will find it was eight, just because you cant count past your five ring piercing fingers.
I note the reply is from the cross-dressing double act - Hinge and Bracket.
As suspected, I'm sure your tapping away from under a duvet in a Travel Lodge - Gay Lords.
Talking about about fingers, judging by Puesey's stumpy little digits I bet even Lobon makes you use two hands!!!!!!!
Their gay, their podgy, get bummed in Travel Lodgy - Euro Fags - Euro Fags
Duvet- a gay term for quilt.
sorry chaps, I have been warned this is a man thang but I'm a jnetta ....I can't help myself......
The camera never liked me and I still haven't got over it, but hey, shoutt is tucked up in bed after a much needed rest, I just made him some nice hot toast and a cupa t. nite folks............. I know it dont carry the same ring tone but just wanted to talk to youguys. well done the winners by the way
Quilt - a ageing, poop prodders term for Duvet.
I reckon this same anonymous quilt loving oldster insists on quilted toilet paper because it's kinder to his sore bottom.
It's a quilt, cos ya gay, its Andrex all the way - ageing prodder, ageing prodder.....
Have you bought a pair of slippers and a pipe to go with your pygama's? Do they keep you toasty warm under your duvet? I bet you even have a little teddy bear to stop you having night terrors, you cream cracker sniffing homo.
Sammyj, it is good to to hear from you, and anytime you wnat to join in all the nonsense, feel free.
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