Crespo inspired Elite smite JMF 6

Even with six players, the dastardly JMF proved no match for European Bri's heroic five. Although outnumbered, euro's five preceded to dominate proceedings throughout, running out easy eight goal winners. With Young Gaz and Crespo running riot, aided by outstanding displays from Little John, Lobon and Euro, the only noises to be heard from the cock crazed JMF were whimpers of submission to their acknowledged superiors. King Dave is so fearful of future paggerings, he has taken a two week sabbatical to have some 16 year old rent boy lick his wounds. He is to be replaced by Lefty during this time. I am sure the JMF will not miss his goal keeping prowess. No doubt Funky will now be pointing out that the stuffing inflicted on Jamon's band of cottagers was only achieved because of his absence, so next week I would advise him to bring an abacus, for if six MoFo's are routed by 8 goals, imagine how many they will go down by next week! EASY! EASY! EASY! EASY!