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Tuesday, September 19, 2006

JMF cancel Sudan tour

The Jamon MoFo have hastily cancelled their tour of the African nation of Sudan, after reading the following BBC report;

Last Updated: Friday, 24 February 2006, 16:40 GMT



Sudan man forced to 'marry' goat

A Sudanese man has been forced to take a goat as his "wife", after he was caught having sex with the animal.
The goat's owner, Mr Alifi, said he surprised the man with his goat and took him to a council of elders.

They ordered the man, Mr Tombe, to pay a dowry of 15,000 Sudanese dinars ($50) to Mr Alifi.

"We have given him the goat, and as far as we know they are still together," Mr Alifi said.

Mr Alifi, Hai Malakal in Upper Nile State, told the Juba Post newspaper that he heard a loud noise around midnight on 13 February and immediately rushed outside to find Mr Tombe with his goat.

"When I asked him: 'What are you doing there?', he fell off the back of the goat, so I captured and tied him up".

Mr Alifi then called elders to decide how to deal with the case.

"They said I should not take him to the police, but rather let him pay a dowry for my goat because he used it as his wife," Mr Alifi told the newspaper.

I personally think its a shame as Jamon and his little greased pig would make such a lovely couple.

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european bri said...

This little piggy went to market, this little piggy went to town, this little piggy had roast beef, this litle piggy had none, and this little greased piggy went wewewewewewe through jamons legs.

Anonymous said...

MARRIED!!!!! HE'LL HAVE TO CATCH ME FIRST!!!!!! BEEP! BEEP!