Buffoonery Update

Just a quick update on the race to be clowned "Le Grand Buffoon 2009." Sprocket was unleashed around Poland, with no missus, and surrounded by hard drinking Pollacks. He has been rather coy about what he got up to, but he scores a good four points for waking up covered in his own vomit. Myself, Crespo and the Shoutster are heading out to see him, and will be pumping Plus One for info regarding his antics. The other update regards current leader Tony Helmet. I had almost forgotten this on, from our recent sojourn to Edinburgh. Like most touristy places these days, it has a version of the Chinese Rickshaw as a novel means of transportation. The big fella decided to take advantage of one and hopped in. The guy whose ride he jumped in was unprepared, and the combination of no weight at the front, and Tony's girth in the back saw him flip it over. If the guy had been in the saddle, he would have been catapulted, Wile Coyote style, into the distance. Defiantly worth a four.

1. Helmet 43 points
2. Shouty 27 points
3. Euro Bri 22 points
4. Funky 22 points
5. Mad Ad 21 points
   
6. Lefty 14 points
   
7. Crespo 14 points
8. Sprocket 13 points
   
9. Pembo 4 points
10. Dr Shotgun 2 points
11. G Spot 1 point