JMF Win Streak Brought to a Halt

The heroic Euro Elite rammed the JMF taunts of the past few weeks down their spunk lubricated throats last night, prevailing by four goals. The sphincter batterers were brought to heel by a stellar display from the rejuvenated Elite, who dragged themselves back from two goals down, to leave Jamon, Dead Eye, King Dave, The Mercenary and Lefty bleating like abused rent boys. Dead Eye was so distraught at the final buzzer, he is having to take a two week sabbatical to recover. King Dave blamed the defeat on the fact that it was his time of month, whilst Jamon just blamed King Dave.

2007 Season

• JMF wins - 3
• Euro Elite - 1
• Draws - 0