JMF Prevail by Four

Those cock sucking MoFo's of the JMF extended their unbeaten run to six games last night, defeating the Elite by four. Euros lads continue to improve though, and if myself and JohnnyWest would have been more alert the final outcome might have been different. As it was Shouty and Whats it all about sweated blood for the cause, and were rewarded a healthy return in the goals department, but undoubted star performance was from King Dave. His usual ineptitude in goals was no where to be seen, as he used his flipper like feet to thwart the elite at every opportunity. As if this weren't bad enough, he left his sand wedge boots at home and scored a hatful. Oh well, the sun shines on every dogs arse now and again. Next week signals wholesale changes. The mercenary returns to dark side as a substitute for the messiah and young gaz brings a replacement for Jamon, whose day release from Riddlesdentraz is revoked for a week. On the Elite, I am taking her indoors and the rug rats away for the week, and have lined up John"The Jet" Majet as my replacement.

2007 Season

• JMF wins - 2
• Euro Elite - 0
• Draws - 0