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Friday, August 26, 2011

Almost Blown

The last few weeks have seen the Righteous contrive to blow golden win opportunities , and this week was no exception. After a sterling start, it seemed the remainder of the game would be a cake walk. But Luklear War told his side to keep going, as we would choke, and by crikey he was nearly right. Our biggest issue seems to be a pathological need to try and score nothing but glorious goals, when we should be grinding the female dodgers into the dust. Of course the MoFo don't give a monkeys how they go in, and with the clock ticking down drew level, and another draw seemed on the cards. This time we dug deep. Clogs scored to inch us back in front, and a clean sheet by yours truly saw us earn a victor

Octopus v Dolphin
This week battle of the sea creatures went the way of the cephlapod. Time and again he repelled all of flippers attacks. His most notable effort is out lined below, but worthy of mention was the moment he took a full blast on the back of his bonce.

Moment of Match
Honourable mentions must go to Crespos last ditch tackle, Euro Bri's early exocet and Lukler Wars crumble to the floor, which elicited the loudest slap noise ever heard. And it would be remiss of me not to mention Child Catchers hat trick, nor his tackle that left me with shredded shorts. They would all make worthy winners, but yet again it is the many armed one who takes the weekly accolade. His Volleyball/Catch in the slips diving save from Dave the Dolphin was one of the funniest things I have seen EVER! Watching him sail through the air, horizontally, with a grim look of determination on his face was pure magic.

JMF- Big jihnnyM, Luklear War, Salty, King Dave and The Padawan

EURO E- Euro Bri, Clogs, The Octopus, Dr Shotgun and Crespo

2011 Season

JMF wins - 17

Euro Elite - 13

Draws - 5

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