Goal Drought Ends

And it ended BIG time. For weeks we on the Righteous Elite have been trying to hatch a cunning plan to break the JMF voodoo that has seen us go win less for over two months. Every one had failed, miserably in some cases, but three weeks ago Clogs thought we should consider scoring first for a change. Far to simple we said, as our devious schemes continued to yield nought. So we finally decided to test out the simple game plan aired weeks ago. Did it work? And then some! We scored first and the evil spell cast upon us by our nefarious penis loving opposition was blown to smithereens. They equalised fairly sharply, but once I had bent a shot around the benders to put us in front once more, the floodgates opened. 10-1 up after ten minutes, and the game was up. Luklear and Young Gaz did their utmost to prevent a record humping, but the goals flowed from one and all. The Shotgun morphed into a Sniper, Shouty became a two footed net finding missile launcher, Clogs shed his wooden boots and Two Scoops and my good self rolled back the years as we came within one goal of reaching 30 scores. We were fucking magic. Our defending, as ever was not great, we did concede a hefty 16 goals, but with attacking play of this magnitude, the boys in red were quite simply steam rollered. Afterwards they rather ungraciously kept going on about being four in front still, and bitching about the team selections, which doesn't do our display justice. As you can see below, the teams don't differ greatly, in fact ours was the same side that got spanked big time four out of the last six games. Can we keep it up? If we maintain this form over the next three or four games, it could make for an interesting finish, although next week will probably see the return of the talismanic Dead Eye to the shirt lifters.

JMF- Funky, King Dave, Young Gaz, Luklear War and Big Phil

EURO E- Euro Bri, Two scoops, Clogs, Shouty and Dr Shotgun

2009 Season

JMF wins - 22

Euro Elite - 18

Draws - 3