McWhy?

McFlurries. Some are great, and some suck. What I don't understand though, is why do they run the good limited editions during the coldest time of the year? At the moment it is the truckers favourite, the McYorkie. Sounds good doesn't it? But during the coldest snap in over a decade, you hardly want to scarf down the coldest known substance to man, do you? But come Easter time, when the clocks have gone the right way, and the sun actually begins to feel warm again, what do the launch, every year with out fail? The snot flavoured McCreme Egg! Do you know anyone who actually enjoys eating these egg shaped "treats?" Me neither. Another one is the McQuality Street. Bleeech! For every good one, their seems to be ten coffee or strawberry ones. Anther summer edition last year was the McCornetto. An ice cream flavoured ice cream! Yet this winter alone has seem the lovely toffee crisp and Terrys chocolate orange be wasted. I know you are a clown Ronald, but sort it out! And while your at it, bring back root beer. I may be the only person in the United kingdom who likes the stuff, but it is me, McEuro! Have a heart.....

By the way I aim to get "Where be McEuro" back up and running. I have run out of worthy pics to post. Yarrrghhhh!!!

MMMMMcFlurrys

Driving around and about over the last month or two, I have been dismayed by the lack of guest McFlurry flavours at MaccyD's. Until a week ago, when they launched the McCornetto range, just in time to coincide with the late arrival of summer. Not one, not two but three varieties are available. Strawberry, Mint Choc and Chocolate Chip are the ones that arte available, and I went for the Choc Chip flavour. It was excellent. Crunchy wafer bits, smooth creamy chocolate sauce mixed with chunks of choc. MMMmmmmmm. But i do have one question, that I hadn't thought of till the Elster mentioned it. Why is McFlurry ice cream the coldest in the known universe? It always gives the Ikester brain freeze. I have decided to award it a place in my top five flavours, although it is no match for the mighty McMunchie.

McIdiots

You drive round all day, nose welded to the grindstone, hoping that come pay day Gordon Brown and his band of money grabbing knobs have left you enough of your own cash to get a few beers, and you pass the golden arches. Outside you see a banner advertising the heavenly Munchie McFlurry. "What the fuck" you yell, and pull up to the drive through window. "Munchie flurry, young man" you say to the spotty Slovakian who opens the window. "Eh?" he says, and calls for his mate to translate. "Munchie flurry" you repeat, pointing to the big poster in the window, literally inches from his puss filled visage. They both speak in their mother tongue, and money changes hands. At the next window tou pick up your ice creamy treat, and make off down the road, to find a secluded spot to enjoy. You find a suitable spot, reach for the pot, take a big mouthful, and find out they have given you a Crunchie McFlurry. McFuckwits!!!

McLovely

I have recently been trying to improve my diet, cutting down on sugary stuff and junk food, but that was all shot to shit when MaccyD's released their latest guest McFlurry, a Munchies one. I hadn't seen these little bad boys for ages, and as I always had a soft spot fer 'em (both Munchies and McFlurrys), temptation got the better of me, and boy I am glad it did! It was marvellous, bits of crispy bisquit, chewy chocolate and toffee, mixed up with fluffy ice cream like stuff. I know it is laced with loads of sugar, and probably laden with that hydrogenated trans fat whatcha' macallit and that each tub probably knocks about ten minutes off my life, but damn it was good. I thought the chocolate orange one at Chrimbo would take some beating, but this kicked it's arse. Of course not all McFlurry experiments have been a success, the Creme Egg one was particularly gruesome, and it got me to thinking "Which ones I'd like to see in the future?" So if anybody in a position of influence at McDonalds is tossing it off at work, and stumbles across my humble blog, listen up. Toblerone, Nestle Crunch, Reeses Peanut Butter and for the really old out there, Texan Bar flavours would tempt me up your drive through. Please avoid Turkish Delight and Spam varieties. Cheers.

Top Five McFlurry Combo's

1. Munchies
2. Terrys Chocolate Orange
3. Flake
4. Crunchie
5. Rolo