Flipperless MoFo Sunk

A late mix up between myself and Dave the Dolphin was rectified at the last moment, as Crespo coerced a Wood employee into action, making sure the game was a valid one. And just as well for the Righteous, who took the victory, reducing the JMF lead to a mere three games in the process. An excellent start by the boys in white resulted in a healthy five goal advantage, but credit where it's due, the lady dodgers persevered, and managed to keep themselves in the hunt, finally sucumbing by three at the bell. The main surprise was the goal haul by Jamon, Queen of the MoFo, which compensated for a strangely out of sorts Dead Eye, who appeared to have put his trainers on the wrong feet. Also surprisingly lethal in front of goal, was a returning Shouty, filling in for the absent Octopus. All in all, a good game.

Dolphin v Octopus

A marine free game this week, as Flipper was dodging Tuna nets and the 'pus was blowing ink in his caravan.

Moment of Match

There weren't to many comedy moments this week, as you would expect with the Octopus absent, although Shouty showing up in odd trainers was pretty funny. Instead this weeks winner is a moment of sublime skill, mixed with a touch of luck, and a healthy dose of shit goal keeping. Lucklear War played himself a one two with the wall, opening enough space to execute a back heel across a stumbling Crespo into the far corner. It was an outrageous piece of skill, that was only slightly tainted by Kev's baby giraffe learning to walk impression between the sticks.

JMF- Dead Eye, Luklear War, Jamon, Woody Wood Boy and The Mercanary

EURO E- Euro Bri, Rapid Joe, Clogs, Shouty and Crespo

2011 Season

JMF wins - 18

Euro Elite - 15


Draws - 5