KIller Keister

Sorry for the lack of Arse action over the last few weeks. I am still trying to figure out how to upload from my iPad, which to be quite frank has left a tad underwhelmed. On the PC front I may well have found an alternative to Geevers as a repairman. His new business venture is taking up all of his time, so I aim to get a work colleague to give it the once over. f course this means nothing to you lot, have have been starved of any Killer Keisters over the last few weeks. I shall endeavour to correct this over the coming months....

Wood Round-up

Right, I have three weeks worth to catch up on. The last few weeks have seen numerous line up changes, as both sides have struggled to field a settled starting five. So instead of elaborating on each game, I aim to provide an overview of whats been going on. First up the score lines. The JMF won this mini rubber 2 games to 1, although last nights game was marred by an early injury to the Phoenix like Dr Shotgun. Over the period of reporting, he has been nothing short of a revelation in front of goal. The biggest surprise has been his deadliness in one on one situations with keeper. There was a time when you would have bet the house on the sports centre roof being battered by the ball, but over the last three weeks it has been the netting that has trembled in fear. Alas, an over the top challenge by the Child Catcher has put the good doctor out of action for a few weeks.

So that's where we stand at quarter point of the 2012 season. One up to the Righteous, with all to play for. The biggest fear for the Euro boys is the lack of a settled side. Shotguns injury, coupled with Crespos grumpiness will soon be compounded by a three week absence of Euro Bri. But we shall worry about that in May....

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2012 Season

JMF wins- 7

Euro wins- 8

Draws- 2

Tetchy Affair

So far this year, things have been reasonably cordial down the Wood. But not last week, as the hour proved to be a most tetchy affair. Which was surprising considering Jamon was not playing. The game started out well enough, and the evil MoFo opened a bit of a lead, everything they hit seemed to go in. But as the Righteous began to drag themselves back into the game, the mood soured. Especially between Dead Eye and Crespo. They would seem to have taken over the most argumentative opponents from Shotgun and Jamon, who seem to have mellowed since the Doctors return. A proper bitch fest indeed. After the three quarter mark, it was very much nip and tuck, both sides nudging in front, only to be pulled back. Child catcher, now turning out for the lady dodgers, scored a couple of beauties, but a final burst from the Euro boys finally opened a lead that was not to be overturned.

2012 Season

JMF wins- 5

Euro wins- 7

Draws- 2

JMF- Dead Eye, Luklear War, King Dave, Radders and Child Catcher

Euro E- Euro Bri, Clogs, Crespo, Dr Shotgun and Shouty

iSuppose it might work

Now this is not your usual post, well for me it's not, as it is being done from my new iPad. This is hopefully going to help me pick up the pace on my posting, as Geevers is still getting around to sorting out the old desk top, which considering that his is now broken also, doesnt bode well for an imminent return. Hey ho. So far so good, but I still havent quite figured out how to add pics and stuff. Or as you have probably gathered, the spell checker. So here goes nowt........