Double Trouble

Well who would have thunk it? After weeks of serenely collecting victories, on what seemed to be a pretty straight forward path to glory. But the MoFo have suddenly found some backbone, and have got themselves well back into the running. The previous week was one of those evenings when all on the Righteous Elite decided to play like shite, and the resulting loss was expected to be nothing but a mere irritation, prolonging our imminent crowning as Lords of the Wood. But this Wednesday just gone was a different kettle of fish indeed. The boys in white played well, and after overturning an early JMF lead, all seemed set for a cruise to victory. But then it all went pear shaped. The MoFo must have laid down some form of curse, as all of a sudden, anything they struck goal ward seemed to go in. And the majority of them were pretty ugly scores. Spins of hands, air shots from Shouty and evasive action from Crespo, saw the most powder puff of shots find the back of the net. But football is not a beauty pageant, and the final score was a comfortable win for the JMF. This means the Euro boys hold a solitary game advantage, with only five matches left to play. Squeaky bum time, which means there are sure to be some rum altercations over the next few weeks.

2011 Season

JMF wins - 20

Euro Elite - 21


Draws - 6

Killer Keisters

Hello ass fans, and welcome gto this weeks Killer Keisters. Once again it needs to be short and sweet, as the Elster doesn't like me saving arse shots on her lap top. But she is out, and what she don't know won't land me in strife, so shhhhhhh..... This weeks offerings are all courtesy of http://callipygian.tumblr.com/ featuring some classic G.A.S. pics. Enjoy.

Because my names on it

A second entry for the "Because my names on it" thread. I have never seen the fella actually eat an olive (all he seems to eat is sausages), but if he did, this would have to be his favourite brand.

Sent from my Nokia phone

Killer Keisters

I know it's been a couple of weeks since the last Keister thread, so this week, for your delectation, five proud and pert posteriors to bring some sunshine on a dull foggy West Yorkshire afternoon.

Nearly Forgot...Again!

A quick update on doings down the Wood. Last week was a cats cock hair away from being cancelled, but young child catcher manged to pull a couple of young chaps out of thin air, meaning it was game on. Know the teams were much changed on both sides, so much so that I didn't even know who a couple of 'em where. But the result was the same, meaning the great turn around continues. From the depths of despair in late spring, to a three game advantage in mid November, the Nefarious JMF need to pick up some wins soon, or it could all be over.

2011 Season

JMF wins - 18

Euro Elite - 21


Draws - 6

Killer Keisters-Mobile test

Hello arse fans. With my desktop still in Geevers boot, I have decided to attempt posting from my phone. So to test it out with a picture of the little minx who bewitched me so much from the sides of buses a few weeks back. It appears she has changed her shorts, and is using her pert ass to tempt buyers from the shelves of Debenhams.

Sent from my Nokia phone

Righteous Rise Continues

My, my, how the JMF have slumped over the past few weeks. They did put up a brave show, but the Euro boys always had to much in the tank, and at the death ran out easy winners. I aim to get back into gear as far as the match reports, and the blog in general go, but work commitments have been making great demands on my time. So sorry for the brevity, and I shall try to make more time to keep this site up to date, but the road to ruin is paved with good intention......

2011 Season

JMF wins - 18

Euro Elite - 20


Draws - 6