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Tuesday, October 11, 2011

Child Cather Catches JMF off guard

I know this is late, but it has been a hectic few days in Euro land. A heavy work schedule, combined with a full blown bender eats into ones free time. Anyway, onto the game. Both side looked to be pretty evenly matched, but from the outset there was only one team in it. A lack lustre JMF never got into their stride, and the result was a pretty straightforward affair, a comfortable win for the Righteous, who have whittled a seemingly insurmountable deficit down to a single game.

Without each other to batter, the Righteous felt the full force of the combined muscle of Big Phil the Octopus and Dave "The Flipper" Dolphin, aka "OctoFlipper." The Flipper flipped, and The Octopus pussed, but to no avail. Bruised and battered, the Euro boys were still to much.

Moment of the Match
Neigh Moment of the year. And possibly the decade. Or even ever. In the history of mankind. Theory of relativity? Pah. Men on the moon? Yawn. No, this was even greater, and more unexpected. The ball broke wide to young Charlie Child Catcher. Up till now, the young fella had shown little aptitude for the beautiful game. But as Jamon approached him, he trapped the ball, and in a seem less pirouette was round the lumbering captain of the JMF. As he moved into space, he was next confronted by the far more formidable Luklear War. Even more amazingly he pulled off an almost carbon copy manoeuvre to out fox his opponent. Surely now was the moment for him to come face to face with the floor, as he finally tripped over the ball. The whole court fell silent, as broke his stride, glanced up, and buried it in the far corner. Truly outstanding..

JMF- Dead Eye, Luklear War, Jamon, Flipper the Dolphin and Big Phil the Octopus

EURO E- Euro Bri, Child Catcher, Clogs, Shouty and Crespo

2011 Season

JMF wins - 18

Euro Elite - 17

Draws - 6

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