Jamon's jerk offs rout Euro's elite

In a surprise result Jamon's idiot team of gaylords romped home by five goals (according to Funky they won by 78 goals, but he's an idiot who can't count) over the usually dominant elite of European Bri. When quizzed about the freakish result Euro put it down to Lobon not being able to score in a brothel, and reiterated that he thought he was brilliant, and badly let down by his inferior team mates. Jamons response was to chant "Your shit and you know you are!" and "Can we play you every week!", which is a bit silly because in fact we do play you every week at 8 o'clock. Dead eye Phil again proved his worth after being transfered from the undeafeted Euro Invincibles to jamon's team of two left footers, notching up his usual shed load of goals to compensate for the pointless running in circles of Jamon, Funky and King Dave. The highlight of an otherwise supremley inept performance from Lobon was his viciuos kicking of the wall, which coincidently was the only thing he connected with all night. Over the next three weeks Lobon is in Thailand so we will see what kind of player Shouty unearths to replace him although in my opinion a one legged blind man with autism would be an improvement. Enjoy it while it lasts,

European Bri