I have been asked recently "Where's the King and Funky?" After a bit of asking around, it has come to my attention that the JMF have signed a sponsorship deal with their preferred lubricant of choice, and the pair of them have been sent for an advertising shoot. The results are as follows;

It would appear that Funky forget to use it on the ginger guy in specs.
Who is the biggest gaylord on the J.M.F?
I'd like to know (well in fact I wouldn't) in what circles you have been asking around in to discover lubricant related knowledge, probably just one of ya Euro strip poker nights.
ReplyDeleteThere has been a leek and i can reveal the JMF have done a sponseship deal and as from Sept !st will be changing their name to JMFKY FC.
ReplyDeleteWhat a bunch of Nob Jockeys !
For the record, like the Euro's I can reveal that the JMF have never had a deal with, or indeed used - KY jelly.
ReplyDeleteHowever, unlike the Euro's the reason for this is because they are not gay, unlike the Euro's whom simply like it rough and dry.