Today after pulling up to my first job, I noticed an evil presence around my van. Upon further investigation I found to my horror that some wanton scoundrel had tied a Tesco bag to my rear bumper!!!!! When I get my hands on the witless cock sucker whose behind this, I am going to tie him to the back of my van! I have a prime suspect as the bag appeared to be covered in KY jelly, and there was a faint smell of greased pig on it.
Stop moaning, I'm sure either ya Dale Winton loving self or one of ya rimming mates can use it for cottaging purposes.
ReplyDeleteand if not you could always save yourself 4 pence at netto's
ReplyDeleteAt least I can afford to shop at Netto's - it's better than scrounging through the bins behind ya local Aldi.
ReplyDeletewhen asked.......
ReplyDeleteBwrian,what are you doing buying that cheap shit shampoo from tesco?
the answer came.....
Because I'm fuckin worth it !