Textin' Fool

It must be the time of year, but after having the Right Honourable sing me a song about falling in love on my mobile phones answer service, I received a text professing undying love by none other than Dr Shotgun. I was very surprised to say the least, and a phone call soon followed from the good doctor, blaming his new phone and claiming it was meant for his missus. All I can say is, don't worry about it Shotgun, I am a lovable guy after all. Just keep that mistletoe you've been saving to yourself. On a more serious note, a few of us are getting together this Friday down the George for a drunken Xmas knees up, so if you are in the vicinity drop in.