I have unearthed this picture of the infamous "Wilsden Woo", a traditional dance performed by locals prior to the weekly "Fleece Chase", which determines which local sheep goes home for some good old Wilsden loving. As you can see, bells are tied to trousers to soothe the woolly fellas and a pigs bladder is blown up to remind the participants to use contraception to prevent the outbreak of baaaaids. This still hasn't soothed fears of villagers being diagnosed MS+ (Mint Sauce Positive). My advice.........................Give the place a wide berth on weekends.
There not..well hung
ReplyDeleteThey like to shag their mum....
Tifiners, Tifiners..
what do you call a wilsdener brushing his lovers hair?
ReplyDeletea wool-comber
Fucking funny you ain't ya pussy.
ReplyDeleteThere was a young fella from Wilsden,
ReplyDeleteWho one day strolled past a sheep pen,
His penis it grew,
When he spotted a ewe,
And now he's planning a weddin'.
is that really funky???? the others look like heads stuck on morris dancers!
ReplyDeleteoh shit sorry!my mistake that's definitely the rec!
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